MY ARMS AS SATAN!!
I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.
that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read
How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
Can I make this for someone?! :o I really wanna try this but I don’t really like eggs…
this is so beautifully simple and extravagant i think i might cry about it.
I LOVE THIS CLASSY ASSHOLE
He is just so fascinating to watch.
Also, I need to try it this way omg.
“Just go upstairs and give it to her now. ….The breakfast.”
jesus christ, he’s in a million different shows and then he does things like this too. HOW DOES HE HAVE TIME TO MAKE BREAKFAST FOR HIS WIFE
also, I just love that he laughs at his own joke. He is adorable, for all that he can also be TERRIFYING
I feel that Meryl Streep’s acting in “The Devil Wears Prada” was a good representation of how I feel in school:
when in the hallways:
when someone makes a big deal out of a poor test grade:
when I’m done presenting something in class and it gets awkwardly silent:
when I get a poor grade on a test:
when someone says something incredibly stupid:
when someone keeps asking me for the answers on homework or tests:
she is my spirit animal
AHHHHHH these are fun
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
fashion
Now is the time to reblog this.
I’ve been awaiting this picture.Hahaha I can’t help it. The irony.
“I must apologize for our absence, dear ones. Life is too short to tell just one story…”
